Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 3

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Transcript – Volume 3, Page 7

PANEL 1 — NADIA: Are you sure you didn't grow while I was gone?

PANEL 2 — DARIEN: I'm sure... still five foot two...

PANEL 3 — DARIEN: Haven't budged in over a year.

PANEL 4 — DARIEN: Height's overrated anyway...

PANEL 5 — DARIEN: Do you have any idea how many times I've seen Jenny's dad bang his head getting in and out of cars?

PANEL 6 — DARIEN: Probably more times in one year than I'm ever going to in this life... NADIA: Now, when her uncle does it, it's HILARIOUS.


PANEL 7 — GERTRUDE: Ich habe deinen Muttern ein paar spezielle Brownies gemacht. NADIA: Bist du dir sicher, dass das eine gute Idee war? GERTRUDE: Ja.

PANEL 8 — SASHA: For the record, I have no idea what the hell they're talking about. NICK: I don't speak German either... but I swear I heard "mother" and "brownies." SASHA: That's kind of what it sounded like to me, too... I'd better go check on them. NICK: I'll come with you.

PANEL 9 — CLIA: Aren't they amazing? JENNY: Totally...

PANEL 10 — CLIA: I could go for about 20 tacos right now... JENNY: ...and a bag of Ranch tortilla chips. CLIA: I know, right?

PANEL 11 — SASHA (thought): Awkward... try not to laugh, Sasha... NICK: That's honestly the most content I've ever seen either one of them... NICK: I wonder if there are any left. I could use one.