Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 4

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Transcript – Volume 4, Page 2

PANEL 1 — SPENCER: See? Not so bad...

PANEL 2 — GRETA: The occasional wave to a fan...

PANEL 3 — GRETA: The occasional low flying paparazzi drone almost flying in your face... SPENCER: That one got away from your hand quick! GRETA: Paparazzi drones have had a few accidents getting too close to me.

PANEL 4 — GRETA: Oh, great... Dale showed up. SPENCER: Who's Dale? GRETA: Dale Rosemond is an obsessed fan from San Diego who shows up at half of my premieres.

PANEL 5 — GRETA: He's the weird looking dude over there in the trench coat who sometimes shows up at my premieres and... oh hell... well, now you see what he does... SPENCER: Hey, weirdo, I'm a little gay too, but that thing's kinda small to be flashing out in public, isn't it?

PANEL 6 — SPENCER: These drones can fly pretty low. GRETA: Looks like he's putting it away, but you are probably making headlines tonight!


PANEL 7 — NADIA: Scheisse!