Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 4

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Full page preview of illustrated installment 057 Full page preview of illustrated installment 058 ELISE: I've got to be honest... ELISE: That brownie was even better than the payback I got to dish out at my 10-year high school reunion... ELISE: I wasn't always very popular... NADIA: That's hard to imagine. ELISE: You know more than you're letting on... your best friend Moira is the niece of the cheer captain from my high school. NADIA: Moira doesn't really like to talk about her aunt. I don't think they get along. ELISE: Of course not... Moira's really level-headed for her age, and her aunt Julie is probably one of the most self-centered people outside Hollywood or D.C. NADIA: All I actually know about her aunt is that she works at some big box store in Ohio and I think I met her when I was two. ELISE: Ah, yes, the ribbon cutting... for the performing arts center at the old high school... with my name on it. NADIA (thought): I'm not even in high school yet and I hope I'm over it before I'm 40... just saying. ELISE: Who invited Sam? NADIA: That's Nick. ELISE: Are you sure? NADIA: Sam wears glasses. ELISE: Oh yeah... he does. ELISE: There's also no way in hell Mom would ever have him in the house. NADIA: He used to say some pretty mean shit about her back in Ohio... Scorpio isn't the most forgiving sign of the Zodiac... ELISE: ...not that Taurus is, either. We're vengeful bastards if we're wronged... ELISE: I'm a little skeptical of claims that everyone's personality traits are connected to their sign of the Zodiac... NADIA: Leos do tend to be skeptical.

Transcript – Volume 4, Page 4

PANEL 1 — ELISE: I've got to be honest...

PANEL 2 — ELISE: That brownie was even better than the payback I got to dish out at my 10-year high school reunion...

PANEL 3 — ELISE: I wasn't always very popular... NADIA: That's hard to imagine.

PANEL 4 — ELISE: You know more than you're letting on... your best friend Moira is the niece of the cheer captain from my high school. NADIA: Moira doesn't really like to talk about her aunt. I don't think they get along.

PANEL 5 — ELISE: Of course not... Moira's really level-headed for her age, and her aunt Julie is probably one of the most self-centered people outside Hollywood or D.C. NADIA: All I actually know about her aunt is that she works at some big box store in Ohio and I think I met her when I was two.

PANEL 6 — ELISE: Ah, yes, the ribbon cutting... for the performing arts center at the old high school... with my name on it. NADIA (thought): I'm not even in high school yet and I hope I'm over it before I'm 40... just saying.

PANEL 7 — ELISE: Who invited Sam?

PANEL 8 — NADIA: That's Nick. ELISE: Are you sure?

PANEL 9 — NADIA: Sam wears glasses. ELISE: Oh yeah... he does.

PANEL 10 — ELISE: There's also no way in hell Mom would ever have him in the house. NADIA: He used to say some pretty mean shit about her back in Ohio... Scorpio isn't the most forgiving sign of the Zodiac...

PANEL 11 — ELISE: ...not that Taurus is, either. We're vengeful bastards if we're wronged...

PANEL 12 — ELISE: I'm a little skeptical of claims that everyone's personality traits are connected to their sign of the Zodiac... NADIA: Leos do tend to be skeptical.