Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 4

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Transcript – Volume 4, Page 7

PANEL 1 — ELISE: What's the matter, Sam? Not the answer you wanted to hear? SAM: Well...

PANEL 2 — SAM: It has been 22 years... ELISE: Not the point.

PANEL 3 — SAM: If you're being honest with yourself, you probably had a better time than you would have... ELISE: Still not the point.

PANEL 4 — ELISE: If you think that's our only problem, you don't have a clue...


PANEL 5 — CARISSA: Are you okay? ELISE: Yeah... fine...

PANEL 6 — CARISSA: Sam's bothering you again? ELISE: Do I look that pissed?

PANEL 7 — CARISSA: You're walking in a pretty straight line and I don't smell alcohol on your breath at all... Oh, wait... you meant the American definition of "pissed." ELISE: I could use to get pissed by the other definition...

PANEL 8 — CARISSA: Never been a drinking girl myself... Too many alkies in my family tree... but I've got a couple of joints... ELISE: That sounds even better!