Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 39

Transcript – Volume 39, Page 1

PANEL 1

NADIA: (thought bubble) Is that the guy who used to do those sandwich shop commercials before I was born? Following ME...into the woods?
HERROD: (thought bubble) Remember, Herrod, you have to get her to Russia ALIVE because Dmitri's dad will give you THREE million instead of two...
NADIA:(thought bubble) What I can't figure out is what Bamby Curd's angle is in this mess...

PANEL 2A

NADIA: (thought bubble) Yeah, follow the psycho gold-streaked redhead little s*** into the woods...seems like a totally legit idea to me!...

PANEL 2B

BAMBY:(thought bubble) I know you're a murderer, Nadia, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!
HERROD:(thought bubble) ...but maybe it'd be better just to kill her and settle for two million...that's plenty to start a new life in Rio...

PANEL 2C

BAMBY:(thought bubble) I think I know where she's luring him...maybe I ought to lag back before she gets suspicious...

PANEL 2D

BAMBY:(thought bubble) Bamby Curd stars in the greatest Hollywood comeback story EVER, coming soon to a theater or streaming service near you!

PANEL 3A

NADIA:(thought bubble) Let's get somewhere a little more secluded with a lot less phone signal strength...

PANEL 3B

HERROD: (thought bubble) Does she just have a death wish?
NADIA:(thought bubble) I wonder if Bamby knows about the surprise I have for her...

PANEL 3C

HERROD: (thought bubble) F*** me...how am I supposed to get her out of this woods dead or alive?!

PANEL 3D

BAMBY: (thought bubble) I'll hand it to her...she's got a f*** ton of stamina!