Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 39

Transcript – Volume 39, Page 3

Transcript – Volume 39, Page 2

PANEL 1A

BAMBY: You'll spend the rest of your life in prison...

PANEL 1B

MAGGIE: I'll be 71 in November. A life sentence might not be that long.

PANEL 1C

MAGGIE: ...and if Social Security runs out, that may be better than working as a people greeter at The Big Blue Box Store.

PANEL 1D

BAMBY: Also, I know guns. I'm from Texas. The safety's still activated.

MAGGIE: No it isn't. Nice try. You'd have tried to smack it out of my hand by now if it was.

PANEL 2A

BAMBY: How dare you poing a gun at me! Do you know who I am?

PANEL 2B

MAGGIE:...I know who you USED TO BE...

PANEL 2C

MAGGIE:...before you falsely accused your ex-husband of domestic abuse when YOU were the one actually abusing HIM domestically!

PANEL 2D

BAMBY:They never proved his innocence, just saying.

MAGGIE: No, but unlike you, who proved your own guilt ON RECORDED AUDIO, and more importantly, they never proved his guilt either.

PANEL 3A

BAMBY:What man can't take a proper slap?

MAGGIE:No true feminist would ever say that, you poser piece of shit!

PANEL 3B

MAGGIE:My mother didn't drag my two-and-a-half-year-old self from Virginia to Atlantic City to watch women burn their bras so people like YOU could domestically abuse people and hide behind feminist movements to get away with it.

PANEL 3C

MAGGIE:I've worked in domestic violence shelters, both with abused women and abused men.

PANEL 3D

BAMBY: If a man's abused, he probably deserves it.

MAGGIE: My mom would have washed your mouth out with soap for saying that...