Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 39

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Transcript – Volume 39, Page 2

PANEL 1A

BAMBY:
(thought bubble) Could my day get any worse?

PANEL 1B

MAGGIE:
Excuse me, miss? I think you may have dropped your wallet.

PANEL 1C

BAMBY:
Actually, I still have mine...wait a minute...that's not a wallet..

PANEL 1D

MAGGIE:
That is an excellent observation. You try to run or scream, I shoot.

PANEL 2A

MAGGIE:
I'm a better shot at 100 yards than Nadia is at 5...

PANEL 2B

MAGGIE:
...and the barrel is less than one yard from your throat...

PANEL 2C

MAGGIE:
You have no idea how badly I want to end you right here and now...

PANEL 2D

BAMBY:
Are you one of my ex-husband's deranged fans?
MAGGIE:No. Worse...

PANEL 3A

MAGGIE:
Remember that cop you punched a little over a year ago?

PANEL 3B

MAGGIE:
She's my daughter.

PANEL 3C

BAMBY:
The minute you fire, a tourist or park ranger is gonna hear the shot.

PANEL 3D

MAGGIE:
...and with the hole I put in your throat, you'll still be in agony you can't comprehend for six or seven MORE minutes...