Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 39

Transcript – Volume 39, Page 4

PANEL 1A

MAGGIE: Well, probably not. She didn't even believe in spanking. But a lecture would be involved.

BAMBY:Why are we talking about your childhood now?

PANEL 1B

MAGGIE: I have the gun, so I get to call the shots or fire the shots.

PANEL 1C

BAMBY: You're not stalling for time for Nadia at all, are you? YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND! You're the REAL Luna Vista Butcher!.

PANEL 1D

BAMBY: She's just a cog in a much larger machine.

MAGGIE: You're not my attorney. I'm not answering that.

PANEL 2A

MAGGIE: Now start walking.

BAMBY: No.

PANEL 2B

BAMBY:...You want to shoot me? You go right ahead.

PANEL 2C

BAMBY:Clearly, this is not a good place for you to get away with it, or you would have by now.

PANEL 2D

MAGGIE: Oh, darn it. You got me!

PANEL 3A

BAMBY:DARN? What century are you from?

MAGGIE:Technically, I wasn't born in this one.

PANEL 3B

MAGGIE:But you're right.

PANEL 3C

MAGGIE:However, if I wanted you dead, you'd be dead.

PANEL 3D

BAMBY: I bet I could knock that gun right out of your hand.

MAGGIE: I'd really love to see you try...