Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 39

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Transcript - Volume 39, Page 6

PANEL 1A

Nadia:
You do realize just how f***ed you are, right?

PANEL 1B

NADIA:
(to herself) So very f***ed...

PANEL 1C

NADIA:
You're going to die and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it...

PANEL 1D

NADIA:
in my WOODCHIPPER! Feet first, pedophile!

PANEL 2A

NADIA:
And now, if you would please look to your left and face your fate...

PANEL 2B

NADIA:
I bought that with YOU in mind...

PANEL 2C

NADIA:
An acquaintance of mine up in Oregon who did a stretch years ago would be so proud...

PANEL 2D

NADIA:
I wish I could let him see this in person!

PANEL 3A

NADIA:
Behold, my very expensive cure for pedophilia!

PANEL 3B

NADIA:
Come now, what the fuck did you REALLY think my special ingredient for my organic BONE MEAL FERTILIZER was?

PANEL 3C

NADIA:
There's a reason MY all organic BONE MEAL fertilizer costs 300 dollars for a 50 pound bag!